There is something with me and preppy women- I simply adore their polished nails and the way they get slightly uncomfortable at the thought of their outfit being inappropriate for the occasion. I’m fascinated by the way Gwyneth can have long legs, gorgeous skin, wavy hair and can make dough wearing that Hermes cuff. Makes the dough looks so much classier.
Sure, she’s a bit stiff sometimes and can make you feel way-o-ay out of her league, because she owns the game- she can act, be pretty, be a mom and grow her way into being our generation’s Martha Stewart. But then she knows how alienating she can be and she makes up GOOP and teaches you how to be as fabulous as she is, effortlessly multitasking your way into the millennial perfect woman. So girl, if you wanna marry that rock star, you better do as she says, she’s got it.
Now, as for this Harper’s editorial shot by my not-so-favorite photographer, Terry Richardson, sure, she looks a bit uncomfortable, but boy-oh-boy are those legs long! And that Anthony Vaccarello dress. And that jazz-age hair styled to submission!
